May 2013
apatheticghost:
REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE
IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
ITS NICE
YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
BEING MEAN IS MEAN
THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
eriridan:
eriridan:
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
clamperl:
clamperl:
I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES
footmeetsface:
spoon-party-of-bombur:
multipack:
amyeatfeast:
stopthatitssilly:
alexkisu:
multipack:
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the...
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
rabioheab:
dear diary,
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I...
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
drarna:
the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
wordswordsworlds:
Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
barackalicious:
jimbertimber:
theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls...
laugh-addict:
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Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever.
superhighschoolleveluguu:
growlithed:
purrawontblink:
wanna know how i got these scars
sTOP
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
We're all going to be such messed up parents.
sodamnrelatable:
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
VERY FUNNY CANNOT NOT REBLOG
OHMYGOD
omg that house
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
